Last Saturday

Last Saturday I was playing music with my band No Solution up in Du Quoin and the time out bar. It used to be a church, funny isn't it? When we started playing our first set the bar had a unusually amount of people which was great for us. I noticed a few older couples sitting at a table listening to us having a good time and then all of a sudden i hear this drunken voice yell at the end of the song, "YEEEAAAAH!!!, WHHOOO YOU GUYS ROCK!" and everyone in the bar was probably thinking, "wow this guy needs to go home and sleep it off." No, he wasn't about to sleep it off, his night just begun. after every song it seemed he cheered and made request for us to play a skynyrd song, which is very common. Personally i didn't mind it because I'm all about having a good time but this guy was wasted, he tried to get up and dance and when he did i noticed he had a knee brace that when down to his ankle. I couldn't believe it, this guy is dancing, drunk, and wearing basically a full leg brace, just when i thought I've seen it all. Afterwards we played a slower song and he sat down in a chair, i guess to cool off, then he fell asleep. I noticed he was out while we were playing and i looked over at our singer lukcan and said look at that guy, he smiled and nodded his head back at me. After the song i told him to say something on the mic for someone to check on him. He said, " hey, someone check that guy to see if he's still breathing." As soon as he said that everyone looked over at him and he fell out of his chair and spilt beer all over the floor. then a few people when over there to check on him and he through his hat on the ground and put his fists up in the air ready to fight. The people were like no, no, we don't want to fight its just time to go home. He said,"ooo ok." then spun around, confused a few times and then pissed himself. His pants were drenched as he stumbled out of the bar. That was the highlight of the night last Saturday.